Headline A: Hey Laaaaaadies — Shouldn't We Stop Beating Ourselves Up About Being Ugly, Fat, And Horrible Now?
Headline B: Hear How This Make Up Artist Responds When Women Apologize For Their Faces


Headline A: A Movie Theater Got Its Audience To Use Their Phones So It Could Teach Them A Lesson
Headline B: A PSA Got An Entire Movie Theater Audience To Use Their Phones. I Can't Help But Slow-Clap.


Headline A: These Animals Travel At 55 MPH, But Does That Mean We Should Share The Road?
Headline B: Is It Easier To Change An Antelope’s Behavior Or A Human’s?  They Bet On The Antelope.


Headline A: Of Course, This Is How We Prevent An Ebola Pandemic. Obviously.
Headline B: Duh! The Way To Stop An Ebola Pandemic Is So Obvious, We Just Didn't See It.


Headline A: The Simple Truth We Should Always Remember When Talking About Sexual Assault
Headline B: If You’re Watching The Oscars, Then 'What Were They Wearing?' Is A Fine Question. Here? Not So Much.


Headline A: A 9-Year-Old Black Child Didn't Like The Rules That 1959 Gave To Him. So He Made Up His Own.
Headline B: In 1959, A 9-Year-Old Black Child Walked Into A Whites-Only Library So He Could Become An Astronaut


Headline A: My Heart's In Ferguson, But My Ears Are Here. This Playlist Is Firing Me Up!
Headline B: Listening To Music Can't Fix The Problem In Ferguson And America, But It Can Keep The Conversation Going


Headline A: Some people thought this monkey was extinct. He took 1 photo and proved them all wrong.
Headline B: This monkey has never been photographed before. Until now.


Headline A: The Easiest Way To Find Out Why Millions Of Teens Are Dropping Out Of School? I Dunno. Ask Them.
Headline B: If We Want To Know Why Teens Drop Out Of School In Such Huge Numbers, Shouldn't We Just ... Ask 'Em?


Headline A: See what happened in a country that didn't put extreme anti-choice lawmakers in check. It's scary.
Headline B: Are women the only ones who suffer when laws restrict their own family planning? Not by a long shot.


Headline A: Once In A While, Somebody Comes Along And Captures Images That Change A Nation
Headline B: Capitalism Without Limits Created The Need For The World To See Images Like These


Headline A: This Guy Just Convinced Me That Our Education System Is Kinda Obsolete
Headline B: It's Time To Start Thinking Differently About Education. And This Video Is A Good Place To Start.


Headline A: Come For The Major ‘90s Fashion Swag, Stay For The Story Of A Little Girl Called 'Mike'
Headline B: 5 Years' Worth Of Photos Show What Testosterone Did To One Guy's Life


Headline A: Louis C.K. On How Ridiculous White Privileges Have Gotten
Headline B: The Most Offensive, Non-Offensive Joke In The World


Headline A: She's Not Just Destined For Greatness, She's Destined To Do Great Things For Women
Headline B: Remember When Math Was "Too Hard" For The Ladies?  Not So Much.


Headline A: With This Ring, McDonald's, I Thee Wed
Headline B: Watch This Bride Dump Her Very Important Groom At The Altar


Headline A: The Jokey Ad That Has People Outraged At A Popular Clothing Store
Headline B: How NOT To Dress At Your Next Music Festival


Headline A: 3 gross myths food corporations are shoving down our throats. Get fed up.
Headline B: 3 sickening myths food companies are shoving down our throats. Gross.


Headline A: They're So Cute You'll Want To Squeeze Their Cheeks. Until You Realize They're Trying To Kill You.
Headline B: If Scientists Can Finally Pull It Off ... They'll Officially Become Our Real Life Supeheroes


Headline A: A Pastor Goes On CNN And Digs In On Jesus, Eric Garner And Wall Street? Dr. King Would Be Proud.
Headline B: A Pastor On CNN Says What I Wish All Pastors Would Have Said At Church Last Sunday


Headline A: What The Government Is Still Allowing Says That Pro Sports Deserves Financial Help. More Than You.
Headline B: When You Find Out What The NFL Has Been Doing For 40 Years, You'll Want To Spike Whoever Is Liable


Headline A: Today, Help A 14 Year Old Girl Learn That The Adult World Can Actually Do Something Right
Headline B: What's Worse Than Gay Students Being Bullied? This School's Reaction To The Girl Trying To End It.


Headline A: A Few Important Things To Know Before Your Next Encounter Police Encounter
Headline B: A Few Important Things To Remember The Next Time A Cop Pulls You Over


Headline A: Don't catcall Wednesday Addams. She has absolutely zero tolerance for your shit.
Headline B: Remember when she ruined the summer camp play? Wednesday still does what you've always wanted to do.


Headline A: A Few Things That Are Scarier Than Putting A Needle In Your Arm
Headline B: Think Needles Are Scary?  I Can Think Of A Few Things That Are Scarier.


Headline A: 6 Myths A Lot Of People Believe, And Why They’re Wrong
Headline B: If You Didn't Already Know These Facts, It's Okay, Your Secret's Safe With Me


Headline A: If We Had To Match These States To Their Names, Most Of Us Would *Fail*
Headline B: Try To See If You Recognize Your State On This Map. I Bet Ya Don't.


Headline A: How Bullets United These HIV Positive Women And Gave Them Fair Wage Jobs
Headline B: 10 Women + 42 Bullets + 14 Hours = Something Beautiful


Headline A: When it was 2 kids, I was impressed. But then he said 140 and I was floored.
Headline B: They had no money, so they played under the bridge … until he came looking


Headline A: A Cartoon Dude Explains One Totally Legal Way The US Keeps Black People Down
Headline B: The Totally Accepted Way We've All Been Strengthening America's Hush-Hush Class System


Headline A: Teaching Kids To Eat Healthy Now Will Pay Off SO MUCH In The Future
Headline B: People Often Eat Unhealthy Foods Because They Have To, Not Because They Want To


Headline A: Here's A 'Special Message' For Black People That Should Be Offensive But Is Depressingly Spot On
Headline B: Sorry, This 'Special Message' Isn't For White People, But That's Exactly The Point


Headline A: We Broke Down 528 Pages Of The CIA Torture Report Into 8 Tweets That Sum Up The B.S. Quite Nicely
Headline B: To Say That The Central Intelligence Agency Did Some Un-Intelligent Stuff Would Be An Understatement


Headline A: How Do You Mend A Broken Heart? These Mom's Had An Idea
Headline B: Dogs, Cute Kids, Inspiring Moms — There Is Nothing I Dislike About This Important Campaign


Headline A: People Always Tell Her To Take Responsibility For It. Here's Why She Can't.
Headline B: She Had Fun That Day In Her Friend's Basement. She Had No Idea It Would Lead To Her Losing Her Kids.


Headline A: One food bank in Minnesota figured out a genius way of getting food to hungry people who need it.
Headline B: How cops giving out food will 'make a lot of people a little healthier in immediate, tangible ways.'


Headline A: A snarky fashion critic proves you can actually  learn from your mistakes.
Headline B: Wait. Is this real life? You've never heard a celebrity apology like this.


Headline A: Feel Ugly Today? Stop Beating Yourself Up and Listen To These Four Songs
Headline B: There's More To Life Than Being Really, Really, Ridiculously Good Looking


Headline A: What Happens When A Bunch Of Dudes Get Down With My Little Pony?
Headline B: The Little Girl's Toy That Thousands Of Grown-Ass Men Can't Wait To Play With.


Headline A: Some Questions Shouldn't Be Asked. Here Are Just A Few That Kids Who Are Adopted Might Have Heard.
Headline B: It Would Be Hard For Me To Believe People Actually Said This Stuff... Except I've Heard It Myself


Headline A: Meet The Woman Who Made Google Earth Complete

Headline B: Did You Know You Can Go For A Swim In Google Earth?


Headline A: Are You A Champion, A Survivor, Or A Resilient Badass? You Should Probably Do This With It.
Headline B: This Man Has A Story So Extraordinary, It Might Be Coming To A Movie Theater Near You


Headline A: You Know Those Relationships That You Stay In Too Long? Yeah -- Here’s Another One.
Headline B: Poisonous Fish, Exploding Mountaintops, And Kids With Asthma? WTF?!


Headline A: Turns Out, Your Kid Using An iPad Or Android Is NOT A Good Idea. Here’s Why.
Headline B: They’ll Eventually Take All Of Our Jobs, But Will These Help Them?


Headline A: Political Figure Shows Real Emotions While Talking About Marriage Equality. Some Of Them ARE Human!
Headline B: Attorney General Refuses To Defend Gay Marriage Ban. Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers.


Headline A: Why Can't People Let It Go With Frozen Already? Here's An Idea You Haven't Heard Before.
Headline B: If We Critique 'Frozen' And It Critiques Fairy Tales (Stay With Me), Then He Has A Fascinating Point


Headline A: Meet The People Who Actually Want You To Go To Prison
Headline B: Big Companies With Massive Prisons. Contracts To Keep Them Full. Can't Imagine That Going Wrong ...


Headline A: Before You Put Your Kid Into One Of These Schools, Make Sure You Look Into Its Track Record
Headline B: Something Is Very, Very Wrong When Principals Can Spend A School's Money On Things Like This


Headline A: People Spend 16 Minutes Every Day Doing Something They Think Is Good. But NOPE... It's Bad.
Headline B: People Spend 16 Minutes Every Day Doing Something They Think Helps The Earth. They Should See This.


Headline A: You A Dog Person? Give Me 30 Seconds. You Will Be After This Ad Goes From Horrible To Heartwarming.
Headline B: Are You A Dog Person? You Will Be After This Ad Goes From Horrible To Heartwarming.


Headline A: Country Music Is Actually Pretty Progressive, And These 11 Moments In 2014 Prove It
Headline B: 11 Best Moments Of Country Music Making Progress In 2014


Headline A: This Over-Protective Dad Has A Message To The Boys Who Want To Eventually Date His Daughter
Headline B: This Father Has A Message To The Boys Who Want To Date His Daughter. ADDENDUM: Also, The Girls.


Headline A: The Most Physically Damaging Thing Fox News Has Ever Done
Headline B: Fox News Accidentally Ruins Years Of Climate Change Research With Bad Journalism


Headline A: 6 Facts About Condoms That Explain These Hilariously Bad Stock Photos
Headline B: 6 Facts That Explain These Hilariously Bad Stock Photos


Headline A: Why Do Bankers Get Treated Like Diplomats? It's Time To End The Ridiculousness.
Headline B: Bail Out The Bankers? Iceland ARRESTED Them, And Look What Happened.


Headline A: Why You And Your Partner May Be Erotic And Not Even Know It
Headline B: Why You May Be An Erotic Person And Not Even Know It


Headline A: This beauty's hairstyle had one fashion critic cracking jokes about weed. That's just not ok.
Headline B: Her red carpet hairstyle turned heads, but one fashion cop didn't get it. Here's where she's wrong.


Headline A: Gay And Lesbian People Also Deserve A Place To Retire In Peace
Headline B: After Living Life As Out And Proud Gay Folks, Why Should Anybody Be Asked To Go Back In The Closet?


Headline A: It Could Have Been The 31st State To Lose It. Instead, It Became One Of The 1st To Win These Rights.
Headline B: The Behind-The-Scenes Story Of How A Bunch Of Young People Got Equality On The Books


Headline A: A Comedian Goes On Late Night TV And Blows Up Our Idea Of What Race Means
Headline B: Watch A Comedian Drop The Mic On Racism In America


Headline A: Here’s Why You Should Eat More Bugs. Yes, You Read That Right.
Headline B: Here’s Something You Don’t Want To Eat, But Definitely Should


Headline A: Boys And Girls, *This* Is Why We Wear Helmets
Headline B: What's 1 Inch Thick And *Probably* Just Saved This Kid's Life?


Headline A: There's Nothing Wrong With Teens Doing Teen Stuff, But Check Out What One Extraordinary Kid Is Doing
Headline B: We May Walk All Over ‘Em, But Can You Imagine Having To Do Without?


Headline A: A Video I Loved Within 10 Seconds From A Random Dude Explaining The Magic Of Birth Control
Headline B: A Video I Loved Within 10 Seconds From A Dude In An Apron Explaining The Magic Of Birth Control


Headline A: If This Was A Test, I'd Easily Ace It. So Why Are Some Failing So Miserably?
Headline B: This Is Super Straightforward. If You Can't Pass This Test With Flying Colors I'm Worried.


Headline A: How To Prevent Teen Pregnancy Without Teens Realizing You Are Preventing Their Teen Pregnancy
Headline B: 3 Out Of 10 Women In The U.S. Are Pregnant Before The Age Of 20? And Reality TV Is Helping Fix That?


Headline A: What Scientists Say In Public Is One Thing. What They Say In Private Is Something Else.
Headline B: What Really Matters


Headline A: If You Were About To Die, Would Your Last Thoughts Be About Money?
Headline B: He Accepted That He Was Going To Be Murdered … That’s When He Really Started Living


Headline A: The Video You'll Watch Once For The Music, And Once To Get Out Of Debt
Headline B: Most Bears Want To Maul You To Death. This One Wants To Get You Out Of Debt.


Headline A: Exactly 0 Babies Died From Chicken Pox From 2004-2007 And It Was A Big Deal
Headline B: Exactly 0 Babies Died From Chicken Pox From 2004-2007 (HINT: It Wasn't Because They Were Vaccinated)


Headline A: Ever Wonder How Life Could Change For Kids If Gender Didn't Matter? Here's A Before And After.
Headline B: It's 1 Of The 1st Things People Judge You On. Here's Why You Should Ignore The Crap Out Of Them.


Headline A: The Most Honest, Hilarious, And Disturbing Corporate Ad I Have Ever Laid My Eyes On. Also, Awful.
Headline B: The Most Honest And Awful Corporate Ad I Have Ever Laid My Eyes On. Did I Mention Awful?


Headline A: When You Watch Movies For A Living, You Learn A Thing Or Two About Happiness And Thumbs
Headline B: Two Thumbs Up To The Amazing Man Who Wrote These Words Before He Passed On


Headline A: Three Aussies Burst Through The Screen, Kool-Aid Man-Style—And That's Just The First 10 Seconds
Headline B: These Musicians Look Like Idiots When They Call Their MP. But Really, They’re Pretty Brilliant.


Headline A: One Animal Shelter's Dogs Rescue 5000 Office Workers. I'd Wag My Tail If I Had One.
Headline B: Sad Pet Adoption Ads Stopped Working, So One Animal Shelter Came Up With A Brilliant New Idea


Headline A: The Most Simple Argument Against Raising The Minimum Wage Might Not Be As Simple As You Think
Headline B: The Most Popular Argument Against Raising The Minimum Wage Might Not Be As Fool-Proof As You Think


Headline A: She Was Welcomed Into A School That Almost Nobody Got Into. But She Couldn’t Go. Here’s Why.
Headline B: If You Spent 20 Years Someplace, Wouldn't That Be Your Home?


Headline A: A Woman Wears A Bunch Of Super-Offensive Costumes On TV — To Make A Point
Headline B: The Actual Reason Why People Wear Awful Costumes For Halloween


Headline A: Know Any White People Afraid Of Becoming The Minority? Here's Some Solid (And Funny) Perspective.
Headline B: People Make Fun Of His Parents' Accent, But He Kind Of Gets The Last Laugh


Headline A: A Large Group Of Americans Had Reasons To Expect Not-Niceness. They Were Wrong.
Headline B: These People Aren't Straight But They Got What They Deserved At Church


Headline A: Think Your Baby's The Coolest Because They Can Work A Tablet? He Might Make You Rethink That.
Headline B: Does Your Baby Have Their Own Social Media Account? You Might Want To Wait For Them To Use It.


Headline A: What Do Robert Frost, Space Jam, And Journey Have In Common? Just Ask The President.
Headline B: People Get Tired Of Hearing The Word Awesome. But In My Defense, Seriously, This Kid Is Awesome.


Headline A: Think The Birth Of The U.S. Was Perfectly Amazing? Take A Look At This Map.
Headline B: I Liked To Think The Birth Of United States Was A Perfectly Amazing Thing. Then I Saw This Map.


Headline A: High Five, Freedom To Assemble!
Headline B: It's Like A News Reel From 1969...but It Happened September 14, 2014.


Headline A: A Motorbike Accident Put Him In A Wheelchair. That's When He Learned To Dance.
Headline B: It Might Not Look Like The Dancing You Know Of, But It's More Than Dancing To Him


Headline A: If You Ever Wondered What People Who Don't Believe In God Actually Believe, You Should Watch This
Headline B: If You Ever Wondered What The Meaning Of Life Is To Humanists, You Could Watch This


Headline A: She Didn't Get A Standing Ovation For This Speech... And The Reason Shouldn't Surprise You.
Headline B: 'Mo' Money, Mo' Problems'? Yup. That's Exactly What's Going On Here.


Headline A: He Explains Why The Question ‘What Are You Smoking’ Is Actually Kind Of Important
Headline B: If The Numbers 4 And 20 Mean Something To You, You’re Gonna Want To Hear This Shit


Headline A: 9 Out Of 10 Americans Are Completely Wrong About This Mind-Blowing Fact
Headline B: Meet The Person Who Has No Clue How Money Really Works. Ok, Stop Looking In The Mirror Now.


Headline A: If There Were A School Lunch Olympics This Country Wouldn't Even Make The Qualifiers
Headline B: These School Lunches From Around The World Should Embarrass The U.S.


Headline A: She Was 7 Years Old When Her Mother Sold Her. But That's Not Where Story Ends.
Headline B: $40,000 Can Buy You A Lot Of Things. A Child Should't Be One Of Them.


Headline A: A Haunting Email Exchange Between Two Friends Tells You What Everyone Is Ignoring In Venezuela
Headline B: Chilling Letters Exchanged Between Friends Tell You What News Outlets Are Ignoring In Venezuela


Headline A: An uplifting talk about tomorrow from Kid President
Headline B: Let's talk about the future. And let's throw some kindness confetti around while we're at it.


Headline A: Pure Words Against Homophobia From The Man Who Made Autotune Popular
Headline B: T-Pain Slams Homophobia For 6 Whole Minutes


Headline A: 48 Seconds Of Torture Sounds Like A Lot. 48 Years Is Unimaginable.
Headline B: Unsurprise: Elephants At The Circus Are Treated Terribly And Here's What You Need To Know


Headline A: Ever Hear That Whole 'Soccer Is A Religion' Saying? It's Not Just A Saying.
Headline B: If You Want To Keep Enjoying The World Cup, Don't Let John Oliver Ruin If For You


Headline A: No Matter What Form It Comes In, This Little Miracle Deserves Every Second Of Praise It Gets
Headline B: It’s Been Called The Most Important Invention Of The 20th Century, And Now It Has A Song


Headline A: You Don't Need To Be An Oakland Raider To Make A Steal
Headline B: When You Find Out What The NFL Has Been Doing For 40 Years, You'll Want To Spike Whoever Is Liable


Headline A: A Politician Gets Winded Just Talking About How Badly He's Going To Screw Up Healthcare
Headline B: Getting Money Out Of Politics In Under A Minute


Headline A: It's the 8th Wonder of the World and a sacred place. Is it up to her to save it?
Headline B: It's the 8th Wonder of the World and a sacred place. Are we leaving it up to her to save it?


Headline A: Ever Seen Something You Love Completely Change? He Did, And He's Furious About It
Headline B: Brooklyn Has Recently Become Known For Something Not So Great. Do You Know What It Is?


Headline A: Why So Many Men Are Thanking An Irish Guy For Revealing A Secret They're Too Afraid To Admit
Headline B: Why So Many Men Are Thanking An Irish Guy For Opening Up About His Feelings


Headline A: Poetry And Arts Give Meaning To Life. This Community Show How That Is Absolutely True.
Headline B: Every Wednesday, Without Fail, This Community Become Part Of A Cultural Movement


Headline A: Neil DeGrasse Tyson: When The Ice Caps Melt, The Water Will Be Up To The Statue Of Liberty’s Elbows
Headline B: Neil DeGrasse Tyson: If People Begin To Lose Their Wealth, They Change Their Mind Real Fast


Headline A: 6 Rules For Success From A Successful Bodybuilder/Actor/Politician (Any Guesses Who?)
Headline B: Proof That Sampling Arnold's '6 Rules' Speech Can Never Be A Bad Thing


Headline A: She Thought They Would Kill Her If They Knew Who She Was. Turns Out Shame Is What Kills You.
Headline B: Bullies Used To Call This Netflix Star Names. Now Everybody With An Account Knows Her Name.


Headline A: You Didn't Load The Bullets. You Didn't Pull The Trigger. But Here's What You Did Do.
Headline B: Even If You Didn't Buy The Gun Or Pull The Trigger, You Could Still Be Responsible


Headline A: It's Kinda Hard To Believe Till You See It With Your Own Eyes, But They Just Invented A Flying Bike
Headline B: It Looks Like A UFO, But Here's A Flying Object That Might Be Part Of Your Everyday Life Soon


Headline A: Why ‘You’ll Grow Up One Day’ Inspired This Young Lady To Write Something Amazing
Headline B: A Friend Of Mine With A Beautiful Soul Posted A Slam Poem On Facebook. And I Can’t Get Enough Of It


Headline A: Here's The #1 Worst Thing About Eating Fish — And What You Can Do To Stop It.
Headline B: Salmon, Sushi, Lobster, – Nothing Better Right? Well, There's A Dark Side You Should Know About.


Headline A: What If The 'War On Drugs' Isn't A War At All, But An Excuse To Systematically Oppress Minorities?
Headline B: The War On Drugs Makes No Sense. Have You Ever Tried To Fight Drugs? They Kinda Just Sit There.


Headline A: How Child Marriages And Domestic Abuse Have Nothing To Do With So Called 'Honor'
Headline B: Her Sister Set Herself On Fire To Escape The Abuse. Now She's Risking It All To Take A Stand.


Headline A: These 6 Gay Couples Will Send Shivers Up Your Spine And Tears Down Your Cheek
Headline B: If You Still Know Someone Who’s Against Gay Marriage, Show Them This And Get Them Some Tissues


Headline A: Black Girl Makes History. White Man Asks Her Why She Doesn't Do Something More 'Female Friendly.'
Headline B: Girl Makes History. Man Asks Her Why She Doesn't Do Something More 'Female Friendly.'


Headline A: So They Tried To Make A Thing About How Sexy, Funny, And Cool Recycling Can Be. It Actually Worked.
Headline B: I Thought This Was Going To Be Boring. But Then It Got Sexy, Funny, And Cool. Genius.


Headline A: What Really Happens When Women Are The Only Ones  Controlling The Family Finances
Headline B: They Give The Saying “Money In The Bank” A Way Cooler Meaning


Headline A: A Dangerous Disease Is On The Rise, And These Fiery And Clever Youth Are Here To Explain Why
Headline B: A Dangerous Disease Is On The Rise, And These Wildly Intelligent Teens Are Here To Explain Why


Headline A: A Cowboy Named Butch Had A Son And That Son Grew Up To Be A Love Slingin' Hope For Kids In Texas
Headline B: A Dude In Texas Had A Son And That Son Grew Up Knowing A Thing Or Two About Bullies


Headline A: Are You So In Love You Light Up The Sky? Cool. But Can You Light Up An fMRI?
Headline B: Cupid's Science Experiment Challenges What We Think We Know About Love


Headline A: New concept: You're only allowed to be colorblind if a doctor says so
Headline B: Is being colorblind is the best response to racism? NO. Nononononono.


Headline A: The 5 best parts of the president's conversation with these Girl Scouts about their science project.
Headline B: What the president did right when he stopped by to ask these Girl Scouts about their science project


Headline A: Watch John Oliver Try To Keep A Straight Face And Then Lose It After Witnessing Your Lawmakers Talk
Headline B: Watch John Oliver Lose It While Trying To Keep A Straight Face Discussing American Lawmakers


Headline A: Three Guys Pull A Prank So Hard They Might Die For It
Headline B: Move Over Pussy Riot, These Pakistani Dudes Might Die For Doing This


Headline A: A Fast-Talking White Guy Goes To Africa And Films His Shoes, Because What He Saw Freaked Him Out
Headline B: By The Time I Got To The End, I Realized Something About The Future Of These Children


Headline A: He Told His Dad His Disability Disappeared When They Ran, So They Ran
Headline B: A Kid In A Wheelchair Asked His Dad To Run A Race, So They Ran. And They Just Kept On Running.


Headline A: A Quick Little Reminder To Everyone Who Seems To Have Forgotten What Exactly Free Speech Means
Headline B: Tired Of Performers Having Their Free Speech Taken Away From Them? Don't Be.


Headline A: Everything Is A Disaster. They're Having A Great Time.
Headline B: They're Living In A Disaster, So They Decided To Have A Little Fun


Headline A: A Guide To Sex And The City That Actually, Really Matters
Headline B: What Really Matters When We Talk About Sex In The City


Headline A: A Mother And Son Have A Kitchen Conversation That No Parent Should Have To Have With Their Child
Headline B: A Kitchen Conversation That No Parent Should Have To Have With Their Child


Headline A: The Deadliest Disease In History Is Getting Deadlier, And Science Hasn’t Caught Up
Headline B: What Gold Necklaces And Iron Lungs Have To Do With Each Other


Headline A: You Won't Believe Who Is A Bigger Threat To America Than Osama Bin Laden
Headline B: I Would Really Love It If Congress Stopped Trying To Kill All Of Us


Headline A: Why This Man Needs To Raise $75,000 In Fewer Than 30 Days
Headline B: What Happens When The Sandwich Costs A Few Bucks, But The Meat Slicers Cost $4,500


Headline A: Boom! That's The Sound Of Someone Giving A Government Agency The Smackdown On One Huge Mistake.
Headline B: 1 Poster Missed The Mark About Sexual Assault, So Someone Corrected The Problem Like A Boss


Headline A: I'm Not Sure What's Up With These Stock Photos But They Are Officially Part Of My Sex-Ed Curriculum
Headline B: Nothing About These Stock Photos Made Sense Until I Put A Fact Next To Them


Headline A: The future doesn't always look bright for teens who did prison time. Enter: the food truck.
Headline B: She wanted to help teens coming out of jail. Now she's knocking it out of the park.<br>


Headline A: Remind Me Why We Don’t All Have Access To Super Fast Internet? Oh Right. That’s Why.
Headline B: Boardwalk. Park Place. Community Chest. Marvin Gardens. Internet Access?


Headline A: An Emotional Plea From A Farmer Made 1 Shark Hungry For Progress
Headline B: A Farmer Talked About Saving Water Then Water Poured From His Eyes. That's When A Shark Bit.


Headline A: The Thing That's Bothering You About America Is Probably The Same Thing He's Talking About
Headline B: That Guy That Played George Costanza Just Wants 30 Seconds To Explain What's Wrong In America


Headline A: Arizona, I Don't Know What You Thought Would Happen When You Legalized Discrimination. Bon Appetite.
Headline B: Jon Stewart Teaches Arizona How Morality Works


Headline A: Does Your Child Have ADHD? Some Powerful Companies Want You To Say 'Yes.'
Headline B: Why Is Relatively Normal Child-Like Behavior Being Treated As An Illness? Gue$$.


Headline A: She Calls Her Rarely Seen Body Type 'The Prototype' And It's Got People Talking
Headline B: She Calls Her Rarely Seen Body Type 'The Model Of The Future' And It's Got People Excited


Headline A: I’d Love To Hear The 911 Call For The Water-Balloon Fight. It’d Be Funny If It Wasn’t So Disturbing.
Headline B: In Some Places In America, The Kids In This Photo Would Be Arrested. That's Disturbing.


Headline A: When An American Gets Sick, It’s An All-Out Crisis. Otherwise, It’s Just Business As Usual.
Headline B: First He Went To The Hospital. Then He Felt The Worst Pain Of His Life. Then Things Got Weird.


Headline A: A Man Believed In Voting Rights So Strongly That He Was Willing To Die For It. This Is For Him.
Headline B: Making More People Understand How Crazy Voting Is Getting = The Best Use Of A John Mayer Song Ever


Headline A: They Took A Camera To A Remote Area In Greenland, And What They Recorded Is Simply Terrifying
Headline B: It Took 100 Years To Move 8 Miles. Then Climate Change Caused Something Really Alarming. On Camera.


Headline A: Dudebros And Douchebags Say That Feminism Hurts Men. Here's A Man Who Disagrees With Them.
Headline B: A TED Talk That Might Turn Every Man Who Watches It Into A Feminist? It's Pretty Fantastic.


Headline A: After the surgery, they had no problem getting married.
Headline B: She had to change her identity to marry the man of her dreams.


Headline A: Hold the pickles and lettuce. And when you get burned on the job at McDonald's, here's some mustard.
Headline B: OK, so after I saw this clip about McDonald's workers being told to put mustard on burns, I had to Google it.


Headline A: Chikungunya: It’s Fun To Say, But It’s Really Sucky To Get
Headline B: Chikungunya: It’s Why Many Of Us Will Be Wearing Long Pants All Summer Long


Headline A: These 5 Graphics Show How Racism Is 'Still A Thing'
Headline B: These 5 Graphics Reveal The Recipe For A Powder Keg Town


Headline A: He's a black guy who dates outside of his race. Here's a heart-dropping moment he experienced.
Headline B: A black guy who dates outside of his race experiences a heart-dropping letdown moment.


Headline A: I Think We Can All Agree, Killing Children Is Not A Great Way To Solve Our Differences
Headline B: He Makes The Best Pro-Life Argument I've Heard In A Long Time


Headline A: Every 30 Seconds I Laughed Out Loud. At The End, I Started Giving A Crap.
Headline B: He Had Me At The Joke. But The Final Message? Them’s Some Fighting Words.


Headline A: When His Dad Beat His Mom, He Was Powerless To Stop Him. He's Not Powerless Now.
Headline B: A Starship Captain. A Superhero. A Knight. Before All That, He Was A Scared Little Boy.


Headline A: She Tries Playing The Video Game Using A Female Avatar. What Happens Next Is Way Too Realistic.
Headline B: She Tries To Play A Video Game Using A Female Character. It's Funny, But Not Ha-Ha Funny.


Headline A: Here Are 15 Internet Memes That Missed The Funny Mark. But See What Makes 'Em Totally Worth Sharing.
Headline B: These 15 Internet Celebrities Want Us To Be Annoyingly Awesome Do-Gooders


Headline A: The must-see video burning up the Internet in China right now might help millions breathe easier
Headline B: The game-changing documentary that's rocking China right now started with her unborn baby's tumor.


Headline A: In 28 Years White People Will Become The Minority In America. Everyone Breathe.
Headline B: In 28 Years White People Will Become The Minority In America. Let’s Have A Quick Laugh About It.


Headline A: I Don't Do Something All The Time That Actually Uses More Energy Than I Thought
Headline B: Sure, Big Companies Abuse Energy A Heck Of A Lot More Than We Do, But We Can Still Make A Difference


Headline A: You Don't Care About Your Privacy And Kim Kardashian Proves It
Headline B: Does Watching Big Brother On TV Make You More Okay With Big Brother Watching You?


Headline A: What If I Told You America Is Not A Democracy? What If I Had Proof?
Headline B: So Maybe I Can't Make Ezra's Voter Graph Any Less Scary. But I'll Be With You Every Step.


Headline A: They Thought It Was All About Free Food, But Left With Way More Than Full Bellies
Headline B: Best Sandwich Ever: Bread, Generosity, Karma, Bread. And  Cheese On Top.


Headline A: When I Compare The U.S. Minimum Wage To That Of Other Countries, People Get Angry. Here I Go Again.
Headline B: Every Time I Compare The U.S. Minimum Wage To Other Countries, People Get Angry. So Here I Go Again.


Headline A: I Think We'd All Like Having These Stickers On All Photoshopped Posters
Headline B: Something's Not Quite Right With These H&M Posters


Headline A: Do You Know Anybody Who Lives On Minimum Wage? Here Are A Few People You Won’t Forget.
Headline B: Video Portraits Of Life On A Minimum Wage


Headline A: Being A Tough Guy Is Exhausting? When You Hear This Actor Explain It, It Totally Makes Sense.
Headline B: You Can Be Manly And Sensitive At The Same Time! Isn't That Dope?


Headline A: Why I Never Want To See Another Article Asking Where All The Feminists Have Gone
Headline B: There's Nothing Quite Like The Momentum Of A Woman With An Internet Connection


Headline A: These 10 Tweets Say Everything I Want To Say About What Just Happened In The Middle East
Headline B: Imagine Your Hometown Explodes In Horrific Violence. What Would *You* Say?


Headline A: How Does A Chimp Thank Its Savior After Being Freed? With A Heart-Crushing Hug (3 Minutes In).
Headline B: If You Had No Money (Because You Were A Chimp), How Would You Thank Jane Goodall? A Hug Works.


Headline A: These Famous Athletes Get Completely Vulnerable For 30 Seconds. So Many Men Need To See This.
Headline B: People Joke That Men Hate Asking For Directions. But There's A Big Topic That Men Avoid For Real.


Headline A: A Guy Who Actually Pays People To Work For Him Talks About How Much People Should Be Paid
Headline B: He’s In Favor Of Raising The Minimum Wage. He Should Know — He Owns A Business


Headline A: Wayne Brady's Mind Said He's Horrible, So On His 42 Birthday He Had A Complete Mental Breakdown
Headline B: Wayne Brady Had A Full Mental Breakdown Because He Thought He Was Horrible, But Actually He's Brave


Headline A: Once In A While, Somebody Comes Along And Captures Images That Change A Nation
Headline B: At One Time In Our History, It Perfectly OK For Kids To Work For $1 A Week


Headline A: The Age Of News 'Arguetainment,' And Why It Seems Like The World Wrestling Federation Took Over CNN
Headline B: When He Googled 'Newscasters,' 2 Results Were Wikipedia Entries. It Was The Other 3 That Scared Him.


Headline A: 14 years ago, she quit her job and started farming. Here's a look at her life now.
Headline B: An inside look at one woman's farm life: hard work, cows, and much more.


Headline A: This Kid's Body Is A Nightmare. Thankfully, He Has His Epic Sense Of Humor To Keep Him Awake.
Headline B: This Kid's Body Is Kind Of A Jerk. Thankfully, His Brain Has Figured Out How To Ignore That.


Headline A: The Secrets That Those Who Own Everything Don't Want Us To Know
Headline B: Did You Know That The Coal Companies Once Had A Larger Army Than The Federal Government?


Headline A: If Gay Marriage Isn't Constitutional, Neither Is Straight Marriage If You're Older Than 55
Headline B: 'What's The Point Of Getting Married If We Aren't Going To Have A Ton Of Kids?' Asked NOBODY


Headline A: Normally, When Something Is Worth $31 Trillion Dollars, Don’t We Pay A Little More Attention?
Headline B: No big deal: It’s Just $31 Trillion In Our Global Economy


Headline A: Her Grandparents Wake Up Way Too Early, So She's Showing Them A Different Way
Headline B: If This Teen Girl's Project Leads To Something *This* Big, Imagine What Else Is Out There


Headline A: BOOM: Watch A Furious Army General Deliver A Scathing Dress Down To Sexist Soldiers
Headline B: BOOM: Watch An Enraged Army General Deliver A Scathing Dress Down To Sexist Soldiers


Headline A: We’ve Donated $1.5 Billion To This Cause. Where Has All That Money Gone?
Headline B: The Pink Ribbon’s Secret Troubled Past


Headline A: She Tattooed Half Her Face And You'd Never Know It. Her Skills Are Just That Good.
Headline B: She Went From A Face Full Of Scars To A Face Full Of Tattoos. But You'd Never Know It.


Headline A: Watch A Hilarious Comedian Bash The Freakilicious Food That Simply Refuses To Die
Headline B: What Freakilicious Food Is This Hilarious Comedian Bashing? Hint: It Won't Take 'NO' For An Answer


Headline A: Concerned About Homelessness? Here's A List Of Do's And Don'ts.
Headline B: A 90-Year-Old Man Was Arrested For Doing The Same Sort Of Thing The Pope Just Did


Headline A: If You Feel Insecure Because Your Thighs Don’t Have 'Dat Gap,' Goofy Scientists Will Help You Out
Headline B: Feel Insecure Because Your Thighs Don’t Have 'Dat Gap'? Consult These Goofy Scientists.


Headline A: Sometimes A Hero’s Story Skips The Hollywood Ending And Sometimes That's OK.
Headline B: After Living Through What He Did, Most Would Give Up. But He's Not Like Most.


Headline A: Bill Gates Has Seen The Future, And It's Beautiful
Headline B: I Used To Think Of Him As An Evil Corporate Fatcat. Now I Think He Might Be Superman.


Headline A: How This Guy's Not-So-Glamorous Childhood In The Great Outdoors Turned Him Into A Ginormous Rap Star
Headline B: How This Guy's Not-So-Glamorous Childhood In The Great Outdoors Turned Him Into A Glamorous Rap Star


Headline A: Is It Better For Girls To Be Forced Into Marriage Or To Get An Education?
Headline B: Facts About Women That Make It Hard To Believe We’re Living In The 21st Century


Headline A: Nowhere Near The Ocean? Find Out Why You Should Still Care About It.
Headline B: She May Be Speaking Underwater, But Her Point Comes Across Loud And Clear


Headline A: Just A Reminder To Stop Every Once In Awhile And Zoom In On The Flowers
Headline B: If This Video Goes Viral, The Internet Could Be In Huge Trouble


Headline A: Why Some Kids Think Poetry Is Only For Old White Folks
Headline B: A Cop With Two Guns Asks If She Has A Weapon. He Doesn't Like Her Smart Response.


Headline A: Doctors Could Have Prolonged Her Life. She Chose To Live It Instead.
Headline B: She Had One Year To Live, And This Is How She Did It


Headline A: Is The Muppet Generation Going To Change The World?
Headline B: He Taught You The Alphabet. Now You're Grown Up, And He Has One More Big Lesson For You.


Headline A: They Had A Secret 'Gentleman's' Club On Facebook But The Secret Was About Chloroform And Rape
Headline B: The Secret Dental Student Club That Promotes Drugging And Violent Rape Ain't So Secret Anymore


Headline A: What's The Only Thing Worse Than A Crazy Black Planet?
Headline B: The First 2 Minutes I Was Like, Cute Concept. But Then When Earth Hopped In A Hot Tub, It Got Real.


Headline A: Why You, Too, Have The Power To Control The Oceans
Headline B: Is It Your Wish To Enjoy A Delicious Fish Dish? Then Watch This.


Headline A: Hear A Riddle That No One Alive Today Will Ever Know The Final Answer To. It's Still Worth It To Try Anyway.
Headline B: You Won't Know The Answer To This Riddle, But Maybe Someday You Will


Headline A: An Audition That Goes From 'Not Bad' To 'Oh, Hello, Metaphor About Racism' Pretty Quickly
Headline B: WATCH: An Alternate Universe Audition Gets A Little TOO Real For This White Guy


Headline A: 13 Incredible Images That Show What Can Happen When A Country Makes Education Priority #1.
Headline B: Something Pretty Incredible Is Happening In Mongolia, And It Has To Do With Kids


Headline A: The Most Honest And Awful Corporate Ad I Have Ever Laid My Eyes On. Did I Mention Awful?
Headline B: The Most Honest And Awful Company Ad I Have Ever Laid My Eyes On. Did I Mention Awful? Also, Awful.


Headline A: The Hilarious Doritos Ad That Doritos Will Never Let Win Their Super Bowl Contest
Headline B: A Hilarious Love Story With A Twist Dorito Ending That Doritos Will Kind Of Hate


Headline A: I more used to seeing him growl into a mic than doling out inspirational advice. But I'll take both.
Headline B: If you saw him perform in the 90s, you won't be surprised to hear what he's saying to kids today.


Headline A: A Former Coney Island ‘Freak’ Describes The Control A Body Can Have On Stage
Headline B: The Doctors Thought His Mom Would Reject Him. I Bet They Were Surprised With Her Reaction.


Headline A: I can't imagine walking miles for a cup of water. Now they probably can't either.
Headline B: Why there are so many jobs in the water industry


Headline A: ‘Walk A Mile In My Shoes’ — What If You Don’t Have Any?
Headline B: One Thing That Homeless Kids Really Need? You May Be Surprised.


Headline A: This Chart Isn't Surprising, But That Doesn't Make It Any Less Infuriating
Headline B: Are You Kidding Me? You're Giving My Money To Whom?


Headline A: Jesse Williams Accurately Describes Why I Spent Most Of My American History Class Rolling My Eyes
Headline B: Jesse Williams Extends His Keeping It Real Tour With: 'Hey US History Class, Teach Our History Too'


Headline A: Little Girls Shouldn't Have To Write Big Companies Letters Like This. They Should Just Know Better.
Headline B: She Watches All The Shows And Buys All The Toys. She Just Wants More Characters That Look Like Her.


Headline A: The People In The Video Will Realize You're Watching Them. How Will You React?
Headline B: The People In This Video Will Realize You're Watching Them. How Will You React?


Headline A: The Fastest 67 Minutes In Politics Stars The Smooth-Talkin', Hard-Livin' Russell Brand
Headline B: Only Russell Brand Can Make A 67-Minute Political Discussion Feel Like A 5-Minute Conversation


Headline A: Hey Election-Hungry Politicians, I Know You’re Kinda Rigging Elections Because ... Jungle Animals
Headline B: What’s Legal, Creepy And Making Your Votes Irrelevant All Over?


Headline A: I Want To Print Out These 6 Rules For Partying And Drop Them All Over The World
Headline B: These Hard Rocker Has Been Offering Feminist Party Tips For Years


Headline A: Here’s A Map. If Your State Is Shaded Green, Folks Are Likely Doing Better Than If It's Pink.
Headline B: Here’s A Map. If Your State Is Colored Green, Some Folks Are Doing Better Than If It's Colored Pink.


Headline A: For Kids Who Like Dolls, This Realistic 'Average' One That Resembles A Human Is A Great Option
Headline B: Barbie Is So 2013. Today's Doll Isn't Freakishly Proportioned & Doesn't Walk On Her Toes. Want One?


Headline A: People Ask Her How The Heck She Invented This Tech By Age 18. Watch And See.
Headline B: Move Over, Silicon Valley Of Dudes. A Woman Will Take It From Here.


Headline A: 13 Ways Drilling The Earth For Gas Is Like An Act Of Hate
Headline B: If You Think Flammable Tap Water Is Bad, Wait 'Til You See The Other 12 Things On This List


Headline A: The US Doesn't Want You To Know What It's Doing To Our Vets. It's Pretty Bad.
Headline B: These Soldiers Served Their Country. Then THIS Happened?


Headline A: He Wakes Up In The Same Place Every Day. It's Like A Nightmare ... But It's Real.
Headline B: The FBI, The CIA, & The Office Of The Joint Chiefs Of Staff Said He Could Go Home. He's Still There.


Headline A: All Those Men In Uniforms? They Don't Look Like Security To Her.
Headline B: Kids Like Me Go From Trouble In School To Trouble With The Law, She Says. Why?


Headline A: Her Mom Abandoned Her When She Found Out She Had A Girl. Said Girl May Now Run A Country.
Headline B: This Brave Woman Is Running For President Of Afghanistan. Yes, Afghanistan.


Headline A: Why is coming out as bisexual so difficult? Katy breaks it down.
Headline B: Coming out was easy. The hard part? Admitting she still liked men.


Headline A: Amy Poehler's Advice On Self Care And Looking At Things On The Internet Is Like A Warm, Virtual Hug
Headline B: In A Week Filled With Tragedy, Amy Poehler's Advice For Self Care Is Like A Warm, Virtual Hug


Headline A: A Children's Book In Video Form That Teaches Us That Everyone Deserves Love
Headline B: In This Children's Story The Hand Of The Prince Is Not Won By A Maiden


Headline A: This Woman Explains Why She Used To Draw Abstract Vaginas All Day
Headline B: When You Think Of Art, Do You Think Of It As A Boy's Club?


Headline A: Wow, I Want This Guy's Life
Headline B: You Don't Need Filthy Rich Parents To Live Like A Trust Fund Kid


Headline A: Walking Around In An Elephant Costume Is All Fun & Games Until You Realize Why This Guy Did It
Headline B: The Reason Why This Guy Dressed Up As An Elephant Is Not All Fun & Games. It's Actually Important.


Headline A: A Hilariously Adorable Video That *Isn't* About A Cat. But It Is A C-Word.
Headline B: It's The Other C-Word. And I Don't Know One Person Who Doesn't Want It Gone.


Headline A: Your Favorite Childhood Pastime Has Been Upgraded For Maximum Awesomeness
Headline B: How A Piece Of Art Got Strangers To Make Music Together


Headline A: Her Client Was Imprisoned For Fleeing A Forced Marriage And Mutilation. She Knew She Had To Act.
Headline B: When She Began To Get Calls From Women Desperate For Help, She Knew She Had To Take Action


Headline A: Sometimes Simple Words Hurt Feelings, But There's Far More At Stake For Kids Like This
Headline B: We Use This Word So Often We Probably Don't Realize We're Saying It. Who Knew It Could Hurt So Much?


Headline A: Women are confused, and a very special rhyming scientist thinks she knows why.
Headline B: Emily Graslie is done with women in science being special. She she's speaking up.


Headline A: 1 Simple Act That Saves The Lives Of 9000 Dogs ... Every Day
Headline B: The Big Lie A Billion Dollar Industry Is Duping You Into Believing


Headline A: Teens Are Eating And Sipping Something Everyday And Have No Idea They're At Risk
Headline B: What Some People Call An Old’s People’s Disease Is Hurting Kids. Why Is Nobody Saying A Word?


Headline A: How Obvious It Is That Trendy News Channels Are Trying To Send America Into A Panic For Ratings
Headline B: The Daily Show Makes A Point About The Ebola Epidemic That'll Have Naysayers Saying 'Touché'


Headline A: McDonald's Made A $5.6 Billion Profit. Isn’t It Time To Give A Raise To People Who Keep It Going?
Headline B: Will Raising The Minimum Wage Mean A Big Mac Will Cost $12? Let’s Ask Australians.


Headline A: Patrick Stewart Experienced Firsthand Domestic Violence  - And The Pain Stayed With Him As An Adult
Headline B: Patrick Stewart Heard Doctors Treat His Mother Saying: "Well, It Takes Two To Make A Fight."


Headline A: Turns Out, It's Women's Fault For Not Being Paid Equally. Except, No.
Headline B: Want To Know The Hot Idea That's Gonna End The Wage Gap? Introducing 'Ladybucks'.


Headline A: John Oliver Just Came Up With The Best Way To Hold A Massively Shady Industry Accountable
Headline B: John Oliver Tells A Massively Powerful Industry To Expose Themselves. He Wants Them To Whip It Out.


Headline A: What It Looks Like When Your President Gets The Country's Unemployment down to 2%.
Headline B: What Iceland Knows About Fixing Unemployment That We Desperately Need To Figure Out


Headline A: The Biggest Chunk Of Your Tax Dollars Went To Something That Rhymes With … "Phill-itary."
Headline B: For Those Who Think ‘Big Government’ Is Taking A Huge Portion Of Tax Dollars, I Present … Facts.


Headline A: Lots Of People Do This. More Of Us Consider It. But Not Many Take The Plunge in Pre-K.
Headline B: Have Long Hair? I Bet You're Sick Of Strangers Telling You To Do What This Toddler Just Did.


Headline A: You've Heard The Anti-Gay Leviticus Bible Quote, But Have You Heard The Very Next Line?
Headline B: The National Marriage Organization Shows Us How To Make An Anti-Gay Bible Quote More Popular


Headline A: He's Tired Of Oscars Going To Black Folks Who Play Subservient Roles, So He Says What Most Wouldn’t
Headline B: Heck Yeah He Was Snubbed By The Oscars, But He Knows Exactly Why


Headline A: Politically Correct Alternate Endings To Princess Movies Disney Doesn't Want You To See
Headline B: Disney Movies Tend To End In Lies. Here's What Happens Next.


Headline A: They Were Shooting A Beautiful Video From Space. Then They Sped It Up. It's Stunning.
Headline B: They Sped Up A Beautiful Video From Space, And It's Stunning


Headline A: An infographic about how to reduce heart disease and anxiety with one fluffy friend.
Headline B: The magic power of self-healing cats, explained.


Headline A: SWOON: Watch This Star Calmly Blow Apart Any Argument That We Can't Solve Poverty In One Generation
Headline B: Watch A Rockstar Nerd Out, Invent A Ridiculous Word And Prove Poverty Is Very Solvable


Headline A: The Answer To His Problem Wasn't What He Was Expecting, But It Slept Next To Him All The Same
Headline B: First He Called A Suicide Prevention Hotline, But The Next Call Is What Really Turned Things Around


Headline A: Taxes, Taxes, And More Taxes. Unless You’re A Big Corporation.
Headline B: Bill Moyers With 2.5 Minutes Of Absolute Truth About Companies Who Pay NO taxes


Headline A: Listen With Your Eyes Closed. Do You Still Like It With Your Eyes Open? Say Yes.
Headline B: This Rapper Looks Like He Could Giggle, Flirt And Also Mess You The Hell Up


Headline A: This Side-By-Side Comparison Of American And Canadian Media On The Parliament Shooting Says A Lot
Headline B: How A Shooting In Canada's Parliament Showed The Difference Between American And Canadian Media


Headline A: What A Magazine Is Doing To The Minds Of These Girls Is Over The Moon Amazing
Headline B: It's Not Just The Most Popular Magazine In Their Country. It's Helping Girls Build An Identity.


Headline A: Guess Which Country Totally Closed The Gender Gap. Guess Again.
Headline B: The Top Five Countries For Gender Equality In 2014 Are All In One Place. I Want To Go To There.


Headline A: Group Of Bullied Friends Had A Plan - Their City Has Not Been The Same Since
Headline B: A Group Of Adults With Developmental Disabilities Are Reclaiming The Words 'Short Bus'


Headline A: Imagine A World Cup That Banned All Immigrants From Playing. Here's What That Would Look Like.
Headline B: What If World Cup Fans Focused On The World Cup Instead Of Who Looks Different?


Headline A: Siblings Pulled Apart By Fate Have Found A Beautiful Way To Get Back Together
Headline B: Siblings Stuck In The Foster Care System Find Beautiful Ways To Get Back Together


Headline A: In 83 Seconds, You’ll Think Our Leaders Are Nuts, And You May Have A Favorite New Goofy Song
Headline B: First This Song Made Me Laugh. Then The Cartoon World Leaders Took Over And Everything Went Nuts.


Headline A: The Catholic Church is trying to solve this problem. So should we.
Headline B: The Church is trying to solve our water problem. So should we.


Headline A: Everything You Need To Know About Earth In Just A Few Minutes. Then Impress Your Friends.
Headline B: Some Stuff You Definitely Didn't Know About Our Home. And Some Mysterious Things No One Does.


Headline A: Centuries of Forced Relocation, Disease, And Genocide Have Hidden This True History — Until Now
Headline B: “Comanche” Means “Anyone Who Wants To Fight Me All The Time" — Just One Reason He Created This Map


Headline A: Here Are 5 Of The Human Rights The United States Is Forgetting
Headline B: Marriage Equality Maps Are Looking Good. These Maps Are Not.


Headline A: Wow, GMO Food Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving. Gee Thanks.
Headline B: Who Would Bother Bullying Little Organic Farm Folk? Oh Right, Those Guys Would.


Headline A: The Way These People Answer One Question Makes Me Think About What I Would Say
Headline B: When It Feels Like Our World Is Big And Divided, One Question Helps Bring It Back Together


Headline A: This Already Touched Me, But When The Tall Guy With The Deep Voice Spoke, I Had To Fight Back Tears
Headline B: The Tall Guy With The Deep Voice Speaks And This Already-Touching Video Has Me Fighting Back Tears


Headline A: This Spoof Is Mostly Funny. But Also A Little Bit Super Profound.
Headline B: Looking For More Oomph? See If Petrolify Is Right For You!


Headline A: A Fact Whiz Is Here To Clear Up 3 Myths We've Been Gullible Enough To Believe
Headline B: Two Senators Support A Questionable Project. An Expert Goes 'Wha-Bam! Facts!'


Headline A: It's a 4 letter practice the FDA lets food companies get away with. It could be deadly.
Headline B: An 11-year old ate a burger the FDA let a company add a substance to that's not regulated. He died.


Headline A: You Will Not Believe Who Just Joined The Top Secret Power That Controls Everything In The World
Headline B: The Illuminati Sure Have Been Lowering Their Standards For Membership Lately


Headline A: Dear Cancer, On Behalf Of All The People You've Messed With ... It's Payback Time
Headline B: If I Were You Cancer, I'd Run And Hide Because Guess What? It's Payback Time.


Headline A: Why Democracy Loves Social Media
Headline B: See The Status Updates That Changed The World


Headline A: One Studio's Approach To Honest Filmmaking Has Me Screaming 'Take My Money!'
Headline B: I'd Love To See More Films With Actors Like These


Headline A: Their daily rituals whisper of an invisible bond between 5 kids from 5 places and 5 faiths.
Headline B: 5 children in 5 countries with 5 religions. And living almost the same day.


Headline A: Here's a few brilliant ways cats are secretly helping their owners live healthier lives.
Headline B: They lower stress, self-heal, and are full of good vibes. And they need a good home.


Headline A: All The Mystery And Drama Of Space Movies Debunked In Under 3 Minutes By A Party Pooper
Headline B: All Of The Coolest Moments In Your Favorite Movies Ruined By Shrill Science Facts


Headline A: A Holocaust Survivor Puts It All In Perspective In Under 90 Seconds
Headline B: 70 Years Ago, He Survived Auschwitz. Today, His Voice Trembles With Anger, Sorrow, Pain, And Hope.


Headline A: When I First Saw These Games, I Thought, ‘WhatThe?’ Then I Read About Them, And Now I’m Excited.
Headline B: Long Before Gamergate, There Was This. Weird? Dreamlike? You Bet. And Designed Just For Girls.


Headline A: 2 Years Ago Gabby Giffords Was Shot In The Head. Now She's Got Something Important To Say.
Headline B: Optimism About Gun Violence From The Woman Who Knows Far Too Much About Gun Violence


Headline A: What These People Do To Get Ready For A Rainless Day Might Kill Them. Do You Do It, Too?
Headline B: What All Of These People Do To Save Up For A Rainless Day Might Actually Kill Them


Headline A: She Uses Something I Never Expected To Totally Transform Her Environment — In The BEST Way
Headline B: I Had No Idea Mushrooms Could Do All These Things. Did You?


Headline A: So, Corporations And Our Government Are Fooling Us About Unfertilized Chicken Babies?
Headline B: Imagine A Picture Perfect Farm With Green Grassy Hills. Your Food Probably Does Not Come From There.


Headline A: People Spend 16 Minutes Every Day Doing Something They Think Is Good. It Ain't.
Headline B: We Could Save Over $13 Million Every Single Day. Why Aren't We? What Is Wrong With Us?!


Headline A: What These People Are Doing In Their City Will Make Me Never Look At Empty Lots The Same
Headline B: They're Digging Up Soil All Around The City — But They're Not Looking For Pirate Treasure


Headline A: If You're A Woman Living In These 27 States, You Might Get Pretty Pissed At 1 Of Your Rights
Headline B: A Hostile Attitude Towards A Women's Right In These States, Might Get You Pretty Peeved


Headline A: You’ll Be Shocked At What Exists In One Of The Richest Areas In The World
Headline B: There’s One Huge Problem In Google And Facebook’s Back Yard


Headline A: What If All The Crap You've Ever Thrown Away Comes Back To Visit You?
Headline B: Take Out The Trash! It's A Job For All Us Superheroes


Headline A: Have You Ever Wondered What Is Going On Inside That Kid's Head? Why Can't She Focus?
Headline B: If You've Ever Wondered What It's Like To Have ADD ... Here's The General Idea


Headline A: He's American. He Doesn't Have The Paperwork To Prove It Though Because Our Laws Ruin Everything.
Headline B: He Hasn't Seen His Mother In 18 Years. Because Our Laws Are Dumb.


Headline A: Workers At McDonalds Decided To Take Their Case To Shareholders. This Is What Democracy Looks Like!
Headline B: Workers At McDonalds Decided To Take Their Case To Company Shareholders. How Do You Think THAT Went?


Headline A: Rarely Does A Graphic Make Me Feel Like I Can Make A Difference In The World. This One Did.
Headline B: There Are Over 30 Numbers In This Graphic. Some Made Me See Red. Others Gave Me Hope.


Headline A: Just Because Your Partner Earns The Money Doesn't Mean They Should Control It
Headline B: What It May Mean If Your Lover Wants To Control All The Money


Headline A: It's illegal to pay women less than men for doing the same job, but it happens anyway.
Headline B: When a PSA from the 1970s can illustrate a problem still happening today. that's a PROBLEM.


Headline A: I Had No Idea What They Were Pouring Over Their Heads. The Answer Is Just As Awful As I Feared.
Headline B: What In The World Are These Young People Pouring Over Their Heads? And Why?


Headline A: He's The First To Admit He Was A 'Terrible Father.' That's Why He's Going To Dad School.
Headline B: This Man Has 18 Kids With 13 Different Women. But His Path To Fatherhood Is Just Beginning.


Headline A: This Is Real Life: Go Directly To Jail, But First, Pay Us $200
Headline B: Knock Knock. Who's There? Prison. But I Did My Time! Haha, We Don't Care.


Headline A: A Mother-Daughter Movement That Inspires People To Get Vulnerable
Headline B: Get Ready To Have Your Pants Inspired Right Off Your Legs By This Movement


Headline A: A profanity-laden take on life from an 87 year old who pretends she's 88
Headline B: 'Our society is kaput' and other insights from an ageless 88 year old


Headline A: Colbert Bashes The Freakilicious Food That Won't Take 'NO' For An Answer
Headline B: Watch Colbert Bash The Freakilicious Food That Won't Take 'NO' For An Answer


Headline A: There's a big taboo in Egypt that it's not ok to speak your mother's name in public. Here's why.
Headline B: An Egyptian taboo says it's not ok to say your mom's name in public. Is it time to change that?


Headline A: A Much-Loved TV Cop Speaks Out To Celebrate What Manhattan's D.A. Just Decided Regarding Rape Kits
Headline B: It's Like Olivia Benson Stepped Off Your Screen And Into Our Real World To Cheer NYC's Rape Kit Plan


Headline A: The Worst Teacher In The History Of The World Doesn't Even Show Up To School To Teach Her Class
Headline B: This Guy May Curse A Lot, But You Would Too If You Knew This Much About Girls Toys


Headline A: They Try To Shame Women With Eating Disorders. But Before Happens, She Shames Them.
Headline B: No One Ever Wants To Talk About How Ugly Body Issues Can Get, But Something Even Uglier Made Her


Headline A: 2 Words Hurt Them, So They Took What they Knew About Community And Taught A Town A Thing Or 2
Headline B: Group Of Bullied Friends Had A Plan - Their City Has Not Been The Same Since


Headline A: 5 Years' Worth Of Photos Show How Testosterone Affected One Person's Life
Headline B: A Rare Glimpse Of One Person's Journey With Testosterone Through 5 Years' Worth Of Photos


Headline A: It's time for this daughter to look after her father. It's a sweet ad — with a serious point.
Headline B: An adorable ad shows a father looking after his daughter. Decades later, the roles are reversed.


Headline A: It's Easy To Spot Their Differences Until They Start Rattling Off The Same List Of Demands
Headline B: Maybe You Do Have More In Common With People On The Other Side Of The World Than You Thought


Headline A: She Asked 20 People Why Black Folk Don't Go Green, And Got Some Pretty Funny Answers
Headline B: She Asked 20 People If Black Folk Go Green, And Got 20 Funny And Entertaining Responses


Headline A: Hold On! How Does Being A Feminist And Letting A Man Do What They Want Make Sense?
Headline B: It Takes Just 4 Minutes To Explain Why Women Should Never Be Embarrassed About Past Relationships


Headline A: They spent 4 days in the swamp looking for a monkey many thought extinct. On day 5, they found it.
Headline B: They spent 4 days in the swamp looking for a creature many thought extinct. On day 5, they found it.


Headline A: 8 School Lunches From Around The World Should Embarrass The United States
Headline B: These School Lunches From Around The World Should Embarrass The U.S.


Headline A: WTF New York? No One Should Ever, EVER Make Art Like This.
Headline B: Here Is Some Art That You Won't Want Life To Imitate


Headline A: The details of a massive corporate power grab have leaked. No wonder it was supposed to be a secret.
Headline B: Republican want to give corporations enormous new power. Obama is helping them do it.


Headline A: A 1-minute video for any kid you know who may be depressed
Headline B: For any kid who's ever been depressed, here are 9 things to remember.


Headline A: Meet Some People Who Actually Want You To Go To Prison. You'll Be Shocked At Why. Not Really ...
Headline B: What If States Had An Incentive To Send Citizens To Prison? Some Do.


Headline A: Possibly The Most Devastating Response I've Ever Seen In An Immigration Debate
Headline B: Live Immigration Debate Goes Viral When Back-To-Back Questions Get Spectacularly Demolished


Headline A: Your Face Isn't The Only Place With Dimples. Luckily, That's Totes OK.
Headline B: Rip Off Your Pants And Rejoice! There's Absolutely Nothing Wrong With Your Thighs!


Headline A: Meet Smokey The Bear’s Kick-Ass Green Cousin
Headline B: NERD ALERT:  The Climate Action Superhero You Didn’t Know You Were Waiting For


Headline A: The Cops Almost Killed This Guy For Drinking At A Bar
Headline B: I Would Not Want To Hear This Heartbreaking Sound Coming From My Mom


Headline A: When He Mentioned Beyoncé, I Almost Rolled My Eyes, But Then I Saw Where He Was Going
Headline B: A Man Breaks Labor Day Rules With An All-White Outfit. But You'll Excuse It When You Hear Him Speak.


Headline A: The Too Common Crime People Don't Want To Talk About And The 3 Million Kids Who Need Us To
Headline B: Being Nosey Isn't Usually A Good Thing. But Now I'm Giving You Permission. And Now I'm Begging You.


Headline A: Everything I Hoped Wasn't True Is True. The Deal Is Sealed And Now We Have To Change It.
Headline B: Big Companies Are Not Even Cuddling After They Screw Us. Geez.


Headline A: I Hope Bill Nye Isn't Embarrassed To Be In This Video, Because I Doubt They Asked His Permission
Headline B: Need To Explain Global Warming To Your Friends? One Word: Auto-Tune.


Headline A: She Was 5 Days Old When A Nurse Gave Her Permanent Brain Injuries. Now Her Dad's Built Her A School.
Headline B: Once, The State Of New York Didn't Have Schools For Kids Like Her. Thank God That Changed.


Headline A: The World They Live In Thinks A Love Like This Is Unwelcome
Headline B: The World They Live In Thinks Their Love Is Unacceptable


Headline A: Here's Martin Luther King As You've Never Heard Him Before. We're Not Joking.
Headline B: New, From The Things You've Never Heard File! Martin Luther King's Greatest Unheard Hits.


Headline A: Before We Use Certain Words, We Should All Look At These Pictures. They Might Make Us Think Twice.
Headline B: You Know How People Say "Words Hurt?" What If You Could See The Pain?


Headline A: How Ignoring The Problems Of Those Around You Can Lead To Tragedy
Headline B: He Slept With A Bat Under His Bed To Protect His Family From What Was Outside Their Deadbolt


Headline A: When This Guy Stopped Worrying About Looking Normal, He Became Superhuman
Headline B: The Amazing True Story Of A Guy Who Didn't Worry About Looking Normal And Became Superhuman Instead


Headline A: When All Those Hippies Say, 'Free Tibet!' This Is Exactly The Kind Of $h!t They're Talking About
Headline B: OK, 1) This Is An International Story. 2) It's About Climate Change. 3) Join Me In Being Aware.


Headline A: Why Ancient Egyptians Were Eating Better Bread Than We Are
Headline B: And Now For Another Episode Of ‘Why You Should Always Read The Food Label’


Headline A: The Magic Of This River Being Brought Back To Life Makes Me A Really Hopeful Person
Headline B: What Kinds Of Magic Happen When A River Returns To The Sea?


Headline A: The Daily Show Makes A Point About Ebola Coverage On The News That'll Have Naysayers Saying 'Touché'
Headline B: The Daily Show Makes A Point About Ebola Coverage On The News That'll Have People Saying 'Touché'


Headline A: A 14-Year-Old Girl's Already Got Colleges Knocking At Her Door, All Thanks To Her Unexpected Hobby
Headline B: This 14-Year-Old Girl's Already Got Colleges Interested In Her, All Thanks To Her Unexpected Hobby


Headline A: What They Thought Was A Dangerous Dog Rescue, Ended With A Stunning Discovery
Headline B: A Pitbull Hid Her Newborns Behind A Tree, Good Thing The Whole Neighborhood Got Involved


Headline A: This Family Has Been Basing Their Life On Five Words Since 1916
Headline B: The Olive Branch Is A Symbol Of Peace, But For This Family, It's More Than A Symbol


Headline A: A Terrifying 'Walking Dead' Parody That Isn't Actually A Parody Because It's Real Life
Headline B: What's The Difference Between College Graduates And Zombies?  Their Credit Scores.


Headline A: Ten Signs It’s Time To Consider Prozac
Headline B: The Key To Happiness In 30 Seconds


Headline A: As parents get older, grownup kids have a problem. Who’s gonna take care of their parents?
Headline B: We don’t hear much about caregivers, but we're about to care a lot about them.


Headline A: Why January 13, 2014 Went Down As One Of The Biggest Days In Global Health Ever
Headline B: Why January 13, 2014 Went Down As One Of The Biggest Days In Global Health Since You've Been Alive


Headline A: Paving Paradise and Putting Up A Parking Lot Isn't Just A Song.
Headline B: They're Competing To Find Out Whose Got The Biggest And The Ugliest


Headline A: An Interview With A Drone Operator Alongside A Camera Targeting A Young Boy
Headline B: An Interview With A Man Who Targeted And Killed People For A Living


Headline A: Dear Arizona, It's Time We Had A Talk About What Morality Is, And What It Isn't. HINT: Isn't = You.
Headline B: Jon Stewart Teaches Arizona How Morality Works


Headline A: Two different singers took the same approach when men tried to tell them how their bodies should be.
Headline B: P!nk and Janelle just are not having it when people try to force them to suit their expectations.


Headline A: Watch An 86-Year-Old Do Gymnastics
Headline B: Why’s The 86-Year-Old Wearing A Leotard? Oh, You Know, Because She’s An Awesome Gymnast.


Headline A: The Big Government Just Limited Access To Information But Your Local Government Could Save The Day
Headline B: Heres A Story About How Big Companies Work With The Government To Make You Pay More For Less


Headline A: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss. Unless It's Like This.
Headline B: Have You Ever Noticed The Difference Between Same-Sex Kisses In Mainstream Movies?


Headline A: Can You Guess What's Missing From 'The Hobbit'? Most People Don't Notice It At First.
Headline B: Women Are Missing In 'The Hobbit,' And Many People Don't Even Notice


Headline A: A Look Into The Final Years Of A Country Just Before It's Covered By The Ocean. Entirely.
Headline B: A Country Known For Smiling Is Planning For What'll Happen When They're Completly Under Water


Headline A: 2 Dudebros Have A Fight Over Being "Gay" That I Wish Were Reality
Headline B: If Straight Boys Had Conversations On Sexuality Like This, The World Would Be A Much Better Place


Headline A: Jane Lynch Doesn't Give A Flying Hootenanny What You Think Of Her
Headline B: Being Gay Kept A Little Girl From Being True To Herself. Then She Came Out.


Headline A: A mom didn't need a formal education to teach her daughter a big life lesson.
Headline B: A little girl's mom had no formal education, but she taught her a most valuable life lesson.


Headline A: When His Treatments Stopped Working One Doctor Prescribed Something You Wouldn’t Call Medicine
Headline B: Seeing No Good Treatments, A Doctor Tried Something So Crazy It Might Just Work


Headline A: Thought-provoking: Check out this argument for raising the minimum wage. From a rich guy.
Headline B: The most convincing argument I've heard for raising the minimum wage. From a rich guy.


Headline A: If You Like Fish You're Gonna Love What These Guys Do With It
Headline B: Salmon, Crab, Lobster, – Nothing Better Right? Well, There's A Dark Secret You Should Know About.


Headline A: Strangers Commented On Their Appearance While They Just Stood There. It Went Well.
Headline B: 'Do I Need To Lose Weight?' She Asks When She Looks In The Mirror


Headline A: I Know This Sounds Crazy But, What If We Got Rid Of Immigration Laws?
Headline B: I Still Have A Lot Of Questions, But It's A Pretty Interesting Start


Headline A: The U.S. Sends Food To People In Need, But Why's It Taking 4 Months To Get There?
Headline B: The Way The USA Is Sending Food to Countries That Need It Makes You Question What Year It Is


Headline A: See's Red Hair First. Then See Plenty Of Red Flags About The Movie Exposed.
Headline B: See The Little Mermaid's Red Hair First. Then See Plenty Of Red Flags About The Movie Exposed.


Headline A: Here Something Very Simple That Actually Uses More Energy Than I Thought
Headline B: I Don't Do Something All The Time That Actually Uses More Energy Than I Thought


Headline A: Forty-Eight People Said Two Magic Words In Front Of New York City
Headline B: You Have Two Hours To Build A Chapel And Marry 24 Same-Sex Couples. Who You Gonna Call?


Headline A: A Lawyer, A Wizard, And A Vampire All Walk Into An Infographic...
Headline B: If ‘Lolita’ Were Ever To ‘Hitchhike’ With A ‘Stranger’ To An ‘Animal Farm,' It Would Look Like This


Headline A: Fly around in Google Earth to really understand the region in Nepal affected by the quake
Headline B: More than a quake: Get to know Nepal, our Earth-neighbors in the Himalayas, a little bit better.


Headline A: He Was A Hat-Maker, But His Crazy Curiosity Led To Some Of The Biggest Discoveries Of His Time
Headline B: Now We Know, They Basically Rule The World. He Was The One To See Them First.


Headline A: They’ve Got Love In Their Hearts And Romance In Their Pants. And They’re Not Ashamed To Admit It.
Headline B: This 84 Year Old Has The Secret To Ageing Gracefully And It Has Nothing To Do With Face Cream


Headline A: What To Know Where 7% Of Your Taxes Go? You May Want To Check Out This Infographic.
Headline B: Choosing Education Over Prison Seems Like An Easy Pick, Right?


Headline A: Imagine If We Ignored Adults' Boundaries The Way We Do With Kids?
Headline B: Remember As Kids How Important It Was To Have Boundaries? Here's 4 Ways We're Breaking Them.


Headline A: It's Called The Ostrich Effect — And It's Real.
Headline B: Would You Pay In Order to NOT Know Something? Turns Out You Wouldn't Be Alone.


Headline A: Oh How I Long For The Days When A 'Hoe' Is Just A Garden Tool
Headline B: 'Don't Be That Kind Of Girl' Was Meant To Protect Girls. But No One Saw These Consequences Coming.


Headline A: 100% Renewable Energy Isn't A Dream. It's Becoming A Reality In One Town. Now Let's Go Worldwide.
Headline B: 100% Renewable Energy Isn't A Dream. It's Becoming Reality In One Town. Now Let's Take It Worldwide.


Headline A: Mr. Rogers Said, “Look For The Helpers.” They’re Hard To Find In This Video.
Headline B: Watching These People Suffer While People Just Walk By Is Distressing


Headline A: Imagine telling people you're not what they think. Meet some undocumented folks who did just that.
Headline B: These folks came out, and it was terrifying. But then, it was OK. Meet some undocumented immigrants.


Headline A: They're Solving A Deadly Problem With Sone Sticks, A Nail And a Bucket
Headline B: 4 Sticks, A Nail, And a Bucket: An Incredibly Simple Solution For A Very Deadly Problem


Headline A: A Good Reason For Being Sick And Tired Of Hearing People Talk About Shorts Skirts And Alcohol
Headline B: Here Are Some Awful Excuses For Sexual Assault, And 1 Tiny Sentence At The End That Debunks Them All


Headline A: Why Midwives Are So Important
Headline B: Why Midwives Are So Dang Important


Headline A: Her Answers To Questions From Strangers Strikes The Perfect Balance Of Actual Information And Snark
Headline B: If You Can Make It Through The Whole Thing Without Saying 'I've Wondered That', You Get A Slow Clap


Headline A: Monica Lewinsky Gives Her First Public Speech In 16 Years, And Says Exactly What Needs To Be Said
Headline B: Monica Lewinsky Gives Her First Public Speech In 16 Years, And She Earns Her Standing Ovation


Headline A: He Would Brag To His Fellow Soldiers About His Girlfriend All The Time, But There Was 1 Huge Problem
Headline B: He Would Brag To His Fellow Soldiers About His Girlfriend All The Time. There Was Just 1 Problem.


Headline A: The Denver-Seattle Rivalry Has Been Brewing For Years. It Ends Now, With This Infographic.
Headline B: It's Like The Super Bowl But For Hippies And People Who Care About Breathing


Headline A: 5 Things You Might Want To Know Before You Feed Yourself (Or Your Kids) That Strawberry
Headline B: This Little Berry Has A Secret. Here's Its Backstory.


Headline A: It's Not As Though There AREN'T Any Experts In The Field
Headline B: We're Not Stupid About Global Warming Because We're Stupid People, We're Stupid For Another Reason


Headline A: A Sarcastic Journalist From The 70s May Have Predicted The Future...Maybe We Can Prove Him Wrong?
Headline B: Even Though It's From Almost 40 Years Ago, This Quote Seems To Be Coming True


Headline A: A Robin Williams Quote You Probably Haven't Seen In Your Newsfeed
Headline B: A Moment When Robin Williams Showed Both His Vulnerability And A Desperate Want To Be Hopeful


Headline A: A Dude Lives On The Street But Doesn’t Wanna Be Called Homeless. I *Totally* Get It.
Headline B: He Only Intended To Spend One Night On The Street. Then Someone Gave Him Leftovers.


Headline A: She Explains Why It Just Gets More And More Beautiful As You Zoom In
Headline B: This Is Not The Math You Learned In School. Not Even Close.


Headline A: Finally, A Consolidated List of How Women Can Earn A Right To Safety
Headline B: This Dude Has A Lot Of Rules For Women. I Think He’s Right.


Headline A: To The Men Who Think It's Okay To Marry Little Girls: I'd Like To Introduce You To A Few Grown Women
Headline B: When Muslim Women And Western Women Stand Together, There Will Be No Stopping Them


Headline A: Why Charts Are So Bad At Explaining You As A Person (Oddly Enough Explained Perfectly With Charts!)
Headline B: Everyone Is Different — So Don't Treat Them Differently. Yes, You Read That Right.


Headline A: Just One More Very Good Reason To Raise The Minimum Wage
Headline B: In A Fight Between Minimum Wage And The Glass Ceiling, Everyone Loses


Headline A: They Play Incredible Soccer, So We Don't Care If They're Gay, Do We? Apparently, Yes.
Headline B: Are Homophobic Soccer Fans Keeping Good Players Down? In The U.S. We Might Be Doing Just That.


Headline A: A Mom Came Up With The Perfect Reply When People Asked If Her Baby Was Hers
Headline B: Imagine People Assuming Your Kid Isn't Yours Because Of Skin Tone. Would You Handle It This Well?


Headline A: There are so many things wrong with the way women and girls are taught about sex.
Headline B: Happy Puberty! Here's a vibrator.


Headline A: If It Wasn't So Common, It Would Be Strange To Hear Them Talk About Walking Down The Street Scared
Headline B: If You've Ever Been To A Big City, You Totally Get What These 6 People Are Complaining About


Headline A: Guitars, Beauty Products, And Really Short Shorts Make For An MTV Segment That's Pretty Relevant
Headline B: Excuse Laura While She Shreds The Expectations Of What A Punk Rocker 'Should' Look Like


Headline A: We’re Living 17 Years Longer Than We Did 100 Years Ago. Where Do Those Years Come From?
Headline B: Our Lives Are Longer Than They’ve Ever Been, But Are They Healthier?


Headline A: The One Time I’m Not Totally Enraged By Everyone Taking Cell Phone Pictures
Headline B: Apparently Cops Can Do A Lot Of Messed Up Things And Get Away With It. But Not This.


Headline A: Why Being Rich Is Like Having 300,000 Friends
Headline B: Hi, I'd Like To Register A Complaint. I Only Got One Vote, But I'm Very Rich. What Gives?


Headline A: They Had Polio And The Black Plague, We've Got This To Deal With
Headline B: I Rarely Want To Help Geniuses This Much


Headline A: These Kids Are Cute. But 24 Seconds Later, S*** Gets Real.
Headline B: I Want To Pinch Their Cheeks — Until S*** Gets Real


Headline A: Why Are Some Drugs Are Illegal? Why Is There Even A War On Drugs? I Didn't Expect The Real Story.
Headline B: The *Real* Reason Why Drugs Like Marijuana And Coke Are Illegal. It's Not What I Expected.


Headline A: John Oliver Grills The Old Head Of Most Secretive Government Agency Ever. Well Done.
Headline B: If You Are Gonna Make Jokes At The NSA's Expense, Might As Well Do It Right To The Guy Who Ran It


Headline A: How To Make Sure You're Not Teaching The World To Be Boring
Headline B: Wanna Wake Up In The Mornings With 'I'm Gonna Be Awesome' On Your Mind? Follow His Lead.


Headline A: Got A Second? There’s A Historic Factory In Michigan That Needs Your Help.
Headline B: Some Really Cool History Can Be Saved If We Can Pass This Around And Get People To See It. You In?


Headline A: While Their Leaders Face The Music, We Get To Groove To It
Headline B: Everything That Was Wrong With 'We Are The World' They Got Right In This Celebrity Music Project


Headline A: Nicki Minaj Lays Into How Men Can Be ‘Bossed Up’ But Women Are ‘Bitches" When They're Assertive
Headline B: The Epic Speech Nicki Minaj Gives About Donald Trump And Sexism In Her Industry


Headline A: 10 Magical Pieces Of Street Art That’ll Hit You Square In The Soul
Headline B: 10 Beautiful Reasons To Look Up From Your Smartphone


Headline A: Raising All Teachers To A National Average Of Pay Is Not A Whacked Idea, Not By A Long Shot
Headline B: What If We  Had A Case Study On Raising Pay For Teachers? Oh, Turns Out, We Do …


Headline A: A Comedian Nails The Scary Reason Why Women Smile When Strange Men Tell Them To
Headline B: When A Smile Isn’t A Smile As Much As It Is Gritting Your Teeth In Self-Defense


Headline A: Every Been In A Forest And Thought You Heard Whispering? Maybe It Wasn't Your Head.
Headline B: She Wanted To Discover If Trees Talk. What She Found Is Like A Vast Underground Chatroom.


Headline A: Does It Take An Ominous Counter, Dramatic Voiceover, And Spooky Music To Wake People Up?
Headline B: When You See How Many Good Jobs Have Left Us, Does It Make You Want To Scream?


Headline A: There May Be No Gay People In Sochi, But There's Gotta Be Some Confused Straight People
Headline B: Sochi Is The Straightest City Ever, According To Mayor. Tell That To Its Gay Clubs.


Headline A: Today We'll Have A High Of 98°, With A Slight Chance Of Oh God Oh God We're All Gonna Die!
Headline B: The One Where The Weather Lady Starts Telling The Truth. A Little Too Much Truth, Frankly.


Headline A: If You Can Name One Track On This MLK Completion Album Besides 'I Have A Dream' I'll Be Impressed
Headline B: The Perfect Gift For Anyone Who's Ever Name Checked MLK In An Argument


Headline A: I Bet This Man Has Embarrassed A Few Police Officers Who Have Tried To Arrest Him
Headline B: Lock This Guy Up, He's Making Graffiti. Wait A Second. What The Hell Is This?


Headline A: Some Anti-Abortion Protestors Try To Film Women Going Into A Clinic. A Pregnant Woman Stops Them.
Headline B: Some Anti-Abortion Protesters Attempt To Debate A Very Pregnant Woman And Then Lose Spectacularly


Headline A: What You Need To Know About Female Genital Mutilation
Headline B: They Hide Their Scars *Really* Well. That's Why You Need To Hear What They Say.


Headline A: Let's be honest, who could say no to a reasonable request from a nice lady with a plate of cookies?
Headline B: Best use of food coloring ever.


Headline A: If You Had A Penis Growing From Your Elbow, You'd *Probably* Want To Cut It Off
Headline B: If You Had A Penis Growing From Your Elbow, You'd Probably Want To Cut It Off...


Headline A: Even Though It's From Almost 40 Years Ago, This Quote Seems Pretty Close To The Truth
Headline B: Even Though It's From Almost 40 Years Ago, This Quote Seems To Be Coming True


Headline A: The Squeal Of Joy At The End Of This Clip Is Possible Only For Straight People In Some States
Headline B: Why Can't Parents Like These Can't Adopt In Every State?


Headline A: Standing In Their Underwear In the Middle Of New York City Was The Only Way To Get People To Listen
Headline B: First You See Them Standing There Half-Naked. Then You Hear What They Say And It's Glorious.


Headline A: It Sounds Crazy But He Asks It Anyway: What If We Got Rid Of Immigration Laws?
Headline B: This Economist Sounds Like He's Off His Rocker Then He Suddenly Starts Making A Bunch Of Sense


Headline A: Prime Time Television Has A Sea Of Talented Male Actors ... And That One Actress
Headline B: If The T.V. Industry Wants Us Tuning In, They Should Stop Turning Us Off With This Big Jerk Move


Headline A: A 4-Minute Guide On How To Accept Love As An Empowered Woman
Headline B: It Takes Just 4 Minutes To Explain Why Women Should Never Be Embarrassed About Past Relationships


Headline A: How Do You Know If Someone Has Had An Abortion? Hmmm, Well...
Headline B: Here's The Likelihood That A Woman You Know Will Obtain An Abortion In Her Lifetime


Headline A: A snooty lady asked this waiter for fancier salt. Watch him drop a hysterical, African, truth-bomb.
Headline B: She rudely asked him for fancy salt. What he wanted to say back is hilarious international truth.


Headline A: What's The Difference Between Being A Sexual Subject And A Sexual Object? A Lot.
Headline B: Sexual Objectification: What It Is, Why It's Damaging, And How We Change It


Headline A: NEW News? This Wants You To Enjoy Watching It. Say Goodbye To Being Scared.
Headline B: These 2 People Have 1 Unique Way To Say 'Scram' To The News You Once Knew


Headline A: Watch The Best 2 Minutes And 39 Seconds You'll See All Week
Headline B: This Black Woman Has Had Enough. And She Lets The NYPD Know.


Headline A: Someone Said Their Story Was '...A Mirror To My Life.' They've Obviously Hit A Big Nerve.
Headline B: It Starts With 3 Depressing Statistics. It Ends With Serious Badassery From These Girls.


Headline A: How War Gets Filmed When Other Countries Won't Send Their Journalists In
Headline B: When Other Countries Won't Send Journalists To Syria, Syrian Citizens Have To Do It Themselves


Headline A: A Pitbull Hid Her Newborns Behind A Tree, And The Whole Neighborhood Helped In The Rescue
Headline B: A Pitbull Hid Her Newborns Behind A Tree, Good Thing The Whole Neighborhood Got Involved


Headline A: A Filmmaker Tries To Talk To Her Mom About Something Important And Doesn’t Have Too Much Luck
Headline B: It’s Not That Her Mom Doesn’t Care. She Just Can’t Believe What’s Her Daughter’s Trying To Say.


Headline A: Find Out What Happens To Your Body When You See Someone You Love (And More!)
Headline B: Science Of The Heart: What Happens To Your Body When You're In Love, And More


Headline A: You Really Need To See What's Under This Guy's Pants. It's Not Like That. Trust Me.
Headline B: You Really Need To See What's Under This Guy's Pants. It's Not Like That. Trust Me. He's Classy.


Headline A: She's Not Afraid To Walk Home Alone Because She's Deaf. She's Afraid Because Of Something Bigger.
Headline B: An Actress Puts Herself In 10 Scenarios, And Too Many Women Can Relate To Them


Headline A: Recent Astronomical Findings Seem To Prove it: The Big Bang Was A Thing
Headline B: Two Guys Explain Clearly How We Now Know The Big Bang Actually Happened


Headline A: We're Teaching Kids History, But We're Leaving This Entire Bit Out?
Headline B: Let's Add "The Civil War Was About States Rights" To The List Of Lies My Teacher Told Me


Headline A: Simple Advice From An Astronaut About How To Live Your Life Properly
Headline B: Want To Achieve Your Dreams? This Astronaut's Got Some Tips.


Headline A: The Roughest Celebrity Video I've Very Seen. Even These Stars Look Completely Shocked.
Headline B: Don't Click This If You're Looking For Something That'll Make You Feel Better About The Human Race


Headline A: CENSURED: It's Reassuring To See That Judges Who Blame Victims Aren't Always Getting Away With It
Headline B: It's Reassuring To See That Victim-Blaming Judges Aren't Always Getting Away With It


Headline A: This Girl Got Asked If She Could 'Deep Throat'. Her Response Got Her A Standing Ovation.
Headline B: This Woman Got Asked If She Could 'Deep Throat'. Her Response? Ah-mazing.


Headline A: Next Time You're About To Tag All Your BFFs In An Album Online, Think About This Talk
Headline B: What If There Was A Phone App That Could Give You Someone's Social Security Number? CREEPY Alert!


Before we can all live on Mars, we need this guy to live in space for 1 year<br>

On his 4th trip to space, he'll be doing something no American has ever done before.<br>

Headline A: Before we can all live on Mars, we need this guy to live in space for 1 year

Headline B: On his 4th trip to space, he'll be doing something no American has ever done before.


Headline A: See The Forest That's Growing Within A Concrete Block In Milan
Headline B: So Fresh And So Green: See The Forest That's Growing Within A Concrete Block In Milan


Headline A: A Much-Loved TV Cop Speaks Out To Celebrate What Manhattan's D.A. Just Decided Regarding Rape Kits
Headline B: It's Not Just A Role She Plays. She Really Cares About Helping Abuse Victims In Real Life, Too.


Headline A: How Some Crazy Fit Women, Got Crazy Fit, By Acting Crazy
Headline B: My Mom Told Me To Always Tell The Truth — But I Don’t Think She Quite Had This In Mind


Headline A: Some Words Are Up To No Good, Even If They Seem Harmless. Think It's Time To Get Rid Of These?
Headline B: Would You Still Use These Words If You Saw Why They're Up To No Good?


Headline A: How To Win An Argument That Might Just Save The Planet
Headline B: Your Guide To Winning Every Climate Change Debate. Brought To You By Facts.


Headline A: A Science Nerd Teaches You All The Things You Need To Know About Pain. It Hurt Him More Than You.
Headline B: If You Knew What He Was About To Do, You'd Be Making That Painful Face Too


Headline A: That Boy People Told Not To Act “Like A Girl”? He’s Got Something To Say.
Headline B: 17 Ways Gender Stereotypes Can Mess With A Person’s Head


Headline A: Why You Aren't Allowed To Vote In The Most Important Election In The United States
Headline B: The Horrifying Truth About Corruption In The United States


Headline A: Anderson Cooper, Help A Brother Out!
Headline B: Breaking: Fox News Beats CNN. Here’s How.


Headline A: Here’s How Quickly You Can Expect To Become A Millionaire
Headline B: The Secret To Becoming A Millionaire? Move Here.


Headline A: She Starts With ‘Thanks, But…’ And Then Goes On To Say Words That Just Lit Me Right Up
Headline B: When Hollywood Laid This Big Honor On Her, She Was All Like,  ‘Uh, Thanks, But…’


Headline A: These Teachers Show The Hilarious Result When They Try To Americanize A Mexican Child's Name
Headline B: A Little Boy Becomes A Hero Just 'Cause Of What His Mama And Papa Gave Him


Headline A: Just In Time For Valentine's Day: Could You Win The Love Challenge?
Headline B: Cupid's Science Experiment Challenges What We Think We Know About Love


Headline A: What Would Someone From 200 Years Ago Think Of This Thing We Now Do To Get Oil Out Of The Ground?
Headline B: This Is Exactly How Desperate We Are To Get Oil Out Of The Ground


Headline A: The #Reef Is Going To Be #Screwed Because Of #Greed And Something Called #DredgeSpoil. Also, #YOLO.
Headline B: I Believe The Phrase She's Searching For Is 'Sh*t Ton.' But 'Ship Ton' Does Seem More Appropriate.


Headline A: If This Supreme Court Justice Thinks Ye Olde Folks Knew Best, Then I've Got Some Leeches To Sell Him
Headline B: This Supreme Court Justice Wants To Know When Bigotry Became Unconstitutional. Wait, What?


Headline A: Who Is This Kid? Why Does He Sound So Weird? And How'd He Get To Be So Awesome?
Headline B: It Takes A Few Seconds To Get Used To This Kid's Voice. That's When You Notice His Words.


Headline A: If You Look Into Their Eyes As They Talk About Their Kids, It's Hard Not To Feel It In Your Heart
Headline B: Try Screaming, 'Get A Job!' To One Of These Folks. They'd Laugh In Your Face.


Headline A: The Most Simple Argument Against Raising The Minimum Wage Might Not Be As Simple As You Think
Headline B: The Most Obvious Argument Against Raising The Minimum Wage Might Not Be As Strong As You Think


Headline A: Here Are Some Girls Getting Wet And Wild (And Their Brothers. And Their Dad. Also A Cow).
Headline B: Give The Gift Of Sleeping In ... While You Wait For Your Coffee To Brew


Headline A: Is Your $100 Really Worth $100?
Headline B: There Isn't A Single State Out Of All 50 Where $100 Is Actually Worth Exactly $100


Headline A: The Secret Psychology That Shopping Malls Use To Trick You Into Spending Money
Headline B: The Devious Tricks That Shopping Malls Use To Mess With Your Brain


Headline A: Imagine If Every School Played *This* Video Before Class
Headline B: To All The Teachers And Kids Going Back To School, We Salute You


Headline A: He Had A Bad Experience With A Certain Group Of People When He Was Young, Which Explains A Lot
Headline B: White People Wonder If He Knows He’s White. Black People Feel Have Mixed Feelings. He Calls It Art.


Headline A: It's Good Their DIY Birth Control Pills Have Me Laughing So Hard. It Hides The Anger.
Headline B: These Women Are Hilarious. And Angry. And Pretty Sarcastic. And Hate Hobby Lobby. A Lot.


Headline A: Graham Crackers Topped With Love: A Company Dealt With Anti-Gay Backlash Over A Commercial Perfectly
Headline B: Honey Maid Graham Crackers Has A Message For Anti-Gay Commenters: Here's Some Love For You


Headline A: They’re Grown Men Playing With Toys. It Would Be Pathetic If It Wasn’t So Deadly.
Headline B: It's Kind Of Hard To Convince Kids To Trust The Cops When They Roll Up In One Of These Bad Boys


Headline A: They Did A Study To See Which Gender Was Treated Worse On The Internet. Surprise! Just Kidding.
Headline B: They Did An Internet Study To See How Women Are Treated. You Will Totally Believe What Happens Next.


Headline A: Dave Chappelle Refused An Offer That No One Has Ever Refused. And I Totally Respect That.
Headline B: Dave Chappelle Turned His Back On An Offer That Was Too Good To Be True. Here's Why I Respect That.


Headline A: *Cough COUGH!* Fake Johnny Cash Is Finding It Hard To Sing Due To All This Dust!
Headline B: It's Toxic. It's Gross. And Fake Johnny Cash Doesn't Like It.


Headline A: I Can't Tell You How Often I've Heard 'It's Not Fair!' From Adorable Kids, But Wow, What A Comeback!
Headline B: Great Words: 'The Only Time You Look In Your Neighbor's Bowl Is To Make Sure They Have Enough.'


Headline A: 15 Years Ago, He Wrote A Hit Song About Pot. He Just Re-Wrote It, And I'm So Glad He Did.
Headline B: Watch These People Turn Afroman's 'Because I Got High' Into A Positive Anthem


Headline A: Could The Cure For Anxiety Be In A Terrifying Video Game? I'm Not Sure, But It Looks Fun As Hell.
Headline B: She Wants To Help You. How? By Scaring The Bejesus Out Of You.


Headline A: They’re The Best In The World At What They Do, But We Pretend They're 'Amateurs.’ It's A Huge Lie.
Headline B: These Guys Are The Best In The World At What They Do. It's Time To Stop Calling Them 'Amateurs.'


Headline A: Guys, Maybe It's More Convenient To Ask A Stranger, But Who Knows Your 'Fun Zone' Better Than You?
Headline B: You Might Wanna Avoid What Is Possibly The Most Awkward Customer Service Experience Ever


Headline A: There Wasn't A Dry Eye, On Court Or Off. Even The Refs Were Crying.
Headline B: She's Crying For The Other Team's Loss (And Victory). This Is, My Friends, Is Sportsmanship.


Headline A: We Regulate Cars More Than Guns. Here's How That's Playing Out.
Headline B: We Regulate Cars More Than We Regulate Guns. WTF?


Headline A: If You See A Gorgeous Woman Walking By, Think Of This Map Before You Say Anything
Headline B: Hey, Men Of San Francisco: It’s The Bay Area, Not The ‘Hey’ Area


Headline A: An Innovative College With No Majors, No Departments, And Small Classes. Is This Real?
Headline B: What If Colleges Had No Departments, Offered No Majors, And Students Only Took One Class At A Time?


Headline A: Watch A Hilarious Take-Down Of Hollywood's Ridiculous Latina Stereotypes
Headline B: This Woman Filmed A Fake Audition To Highlight A Very Real Problem In Hollywood


Headline A: I Would Like To Thank God, My Mom, And A Lack Of Diversity In Movies For My Win
Headline B: he Average Color Of Movie Skin Tones Is A Creamy Creamy Beige. That Includes All Those Slave Movies.


Headline A: Does being a perfectionist get to you? A little Lego guy has some advice.
Headline B: If you get down about your work, a little Lego guy has some advice.


Headline A: The Problem With Thinking African Person On Earth Potentially Has Ebola
Headline B: Before You Run Out Declaring Every African You See An Ebola Carrier, You Should See This Map


Headline A: Climate Disaster. Nuclear War. Tardigrades Say, ‘Is That All You Got?’
Headline B: If These Guys Were On Survivor, No One Else Would Stand Even Half A Chance


Headline A: He Managed To Get A Projector Into The Ebola Ward. Guess What Movie He Played For The Patients?
Headline B: He Got A Projector To Bring Patients Some Joy. Reading This Will Be A Bright Spot In Your Day.


Headline A: Some Rude British Protesters Confuse Themselves By Examining Their Mission Statement
Headline B: Some Rude British People Try To Protest Government Spending, But Confuse Themselves Before They Can


Headline A: When These Folks Disappeared From The Community People Really Suffered. It's Great To See Them Back.
Headline B: For Many Of Us This Is No Big Deal, We Have It. But For Others, It's...Well You Just Gotta Watch.


Headline A: HOLY SHIFT! 3 Nuns, 2 Opinions, And 1 Giant Fight. WWJD?
Headline B: The Catholic Church Is In A Crisis Right Now And 3 Nuns Are Responsible


Headline A: Health Care Will Never Be Simple, But For A Few Short Minutes, This Guy Makes It Seem Like It Is
Headline B: I’ve Tried To Understand Health Care For Years. After 7 Minutes With This Guy, I Totally Get It Now.


Headline A: A Store Owner Pranks Customers And I Can't Help But Love Him For It
Headline B: If The Idea Of Bottled Sunlight Seems Puzzling, You Might Want To Reconsider This Fad


Headline A: Want To Bump Your SAT Score By 98 Points?
Headline B: It's Fun, It's Inexpensive, And If Every School Did It, We'd Have Smarter, Happier Kids


Headline A: And To Think They Could Have Ended Up Gone Forever...
Headline B: Because The World Needs 3 More Adorable Dog Stories


Headline A: Guy Walking Around NYC For 10 Hours Is The Street Harassment Response You Didn't Know You Needed
Headline B: They Parody That Viral Catcalling Video, And 1 Hilarious Metaphor At The End Sums It All Up


Headline A: 1 In 4 Foster Kids Will Go To Jail Soon After They Turn 18
Headline B: What Is California Doing To Their Foster Children That 70 Percent Of Their Jail Cells Contain Them?


Headline A: How Rapping In The Great Outdoors Turned This Duo Into Hugely Famous Hip Hop Artists
Headline B: How This Guy's Not-So-Glamorous Childhood In The Great Outdoors Turned Him Into A Glamorous Rap Star


Headline A: Children are tired of being pawns in a political game. They're ready to go home.
Headline B: When she was 10, she told politicians to cut the crap. Four years later, they're still at it.


Headline A: One step in childhood that can be the difference between life or death
Headline B: Vaccines are opening up a world of possibility for these kids


Headline A: How A Beautiful Oscar Winner Overcame The Doubt That Came With The Color Of Her Skin
Headline B: Oscar Winner Lupita Nyong’o's Speech On Beauty That Left An Entire Audience Speechless


Headline A: Want To Save The Whales? There's An App For That.
Headline B: Here's The Future Of Conservation. It's Kind Of Techy.


Headline A: What Choices Could A Child Make Due To Hunger? See The Possibilities.
Headline B: I Wondered Where This Child Was Going, Then It Became Clear


Headline A: Is That A Soda In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See An Early Grave?
Headline B: If My Dentist Caught Me Showing People This, He'd Slap Me In The Face


Headline A: How Borked Is The United States Prison System? How Much Time Do You Have?
Headline B: The Prison System In America Is So Borked. How Borked Is It? Just ... It's ... It's Really Borked.


Headline A: Every Hero, Coward, Saint, And Sinner… All On One Tiny Blue Dot? This Is One Crazy Game Of Twister.
Headline B: The Scientific Reality That's Completely Sobering And Totally Empowering At The Same Time


Headline A: The Last Ice Bucket Challenge You Need To See – And You Really Should See It
Headline B: If You Were Going Through What He Is, You'd Take The Ice Bucket Challenge And Cry About It Too


Headline A: There’s Still Some States Who Are Anti-Love But Thankfully Oregon’s Not One Of Them
Headline B: What I Loved Most While Watching Him Propose Was The Thank You To Their State At The End


Headline A: He Knew MLK. And He's Here To Tell Us Why Gay Rights Are So Tremendously Important.
Headline B: One Politician Hits The Gay Marriage Debate On The Head With A Moving Statement


Headline A: Millions Of People Have Looked At This Painting. Why Did It Take 125 Years For Us To See It?
Headline B: It's Too Easy To Say That Madness Let Him See The Truth ... Right?


Headline A: No one should be called "illegal," so I applauded his powerful statement.
Headline B: They don't enjoy the word “illegal," so what he said got me hyped.


Headline A: The Governor Of New York Is Proud Of The Budget. A Student In New York Wants To Teach Him A Lesson.
Headline B: Watch This Kid Challenge His Governor To Follow The Constitution


Headline A: Do You Like Drinking Beer? Here's A Video You'll Want To Pay Close Attention To.
Headline B: Do You Like Drinking Beer? Here's An Important Video You'll Want To Pay Close Attention To.


Headline A: How Much Time Do You Spend At Work Just To Pay Taxes?
Headline B: Taxes Keep America Running. Do You Know What You Are Paying For?


Headline A: She Tells Us The Most Important Thing She Learned In College. It Made Me Laugh...And Wince.
Headline B: Do You Want A College With Lots Of Diversity? Winchester Is *Perfect* For You.


Headline A: A Press Conference Goes From Heart Warming To Heart Wrenching In Less Than A Minute
Headline B: What It Could Look Like If Pharmaceutical Companies Had A Heart


Headline A: Think About The Best Food You've Ever Tasted. Now, Here's The Backstory.
Headline B: The Earth's Skin Is A Lot Like Ours. It's Not Very Thick, It's Alive, And It Needs Proper Treatment.


Headline A: What’s The Difference Between This Talk Show Host And A Crazy Internet Stalker?
Headline B: This Sneak Attack Reveals Some Scary Things About Facebook


Headline A: Immigrants Make Up 13% Of The Workforce, But They Start 25% Of New Businesses
Headline B: In About 15 Years, The Workplace Will Be Much Different Than It Is Right Now


Headline A: If your next package looks like this, you might be a black woman
Headline B: A wage gap parody that includes all women, not just the white ones.


Headline A: So They Tried To Make This Video About Recycling Funny. Yeah, I Know, But It Actually Worked.
Headline B: So They Tried To Make This Video About Recycling Funny. It Worked.


Headline A: If It's This Hard To Get It To Work, It's Time To Go Back To The Drawing Board
Headline B: 81 People Committed The Same Crime But Only 1 Case Went To Trial. Here's What They Had In Common.


Headline A: She Found Herself Pregnant But Decided Not To Be A Mother Right Now. Her Words Are Powerful.
Headline B: I Want To Make This Rooftop A Judgment-Free Zone Because You Should Hear What She Says Up There


Headline A: A Woman Becomes The *Property* Of Her Husband If He Dies? I Sooo Wish This Was A Joke.
Headline B: E-Q-U-A-L-I-T-Y. There's Another Word I Wouldn't Mind Aretha Franklin Spelling.


Headline A: A 10 Week Class To Changed Patrick's Life. What He Gained Is Something We All Take For Granted.
Headline B: Patrick Gave Up On Human Connection. See What A Difference Sign Language Class Made.


Headline A: Why 6.6 Million Kids Aren't Making It To Their 5th Birthday
Headline B: You Might Hug Your Soap A Little Bit Tighter After You Hear What She Says About It


Headline A: 90 Percent Of US Households Are Fighting Over One Tiny Slice Of Pie
Headline B: I Never Thought A Slice Of Pie Would Make Me So Angry